Welcome to The Valve
Login
Register
Valve Links
The Front Page
Statement of Purpose
Association of Literary Scholars and Critics
Current Authors
John Holbo - Editor
Scott Eric Kaufman - Editor
Aaron Bady
Adam Roberts
Amardeep Singh
Bill Benzon
Daniel Green
Jonathan Goodwin
Joseph Kugelmass
Lawrence La Riviere White
Marc Bousquet
Matt Greenfield
Miriam Burstein
Rohan Maitzen
Sean McCann
Guest Authors
Past Authors
Laura Carroll
Mark Bauerlein
Miriam Jones
Ray Davis
Most recent articles
On Pinter
Teaching the Overdetermined Image
It’s always already been the end of epic film.
Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Congratulations, Mr. Bady
Happy Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment!
The Work of Christmas in the Age of TBS’s Twenty-Four Hours of A Christmas Story
Mama, Don’t Let Your Kids Grow Up to Be Grad Students
Harold Pinter, RIP
The Rhet/Comp Article “At Least It’s An Ethos…” picked up by Inside Higher Ed
A Pre-MLA Preview of the Annual Post-MLA Article
The Reader and the Page
Combobulated: Being a Play in Which We Laugh at Arrogant Undergraduates
Some Critical Blunders By the MLA
What the MLA Got Right
Most recent comments
Goetz Kluge on Snarkiana
Luther Blissett on It's always already been the end of epic film.
Scott Eric Kaufman on It's always already been the end of epic film.
tomemos on It's always already been the end of epic film.
Steven Augustine on Snarkiana
SEK on Congratulations, Mr. Bady
Bill Benzon on Congratulations, Mr. Bady
Goetz Kluge on Snarkiana
Matthew Davis on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Marc Bousquet on Congratulations, Mr. Bady
Rich Puchalsky on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Jose on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
nnyhav on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Adam Roberts on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Matthew Davis on Urine-coloured, pooch-screwing
Archives
Syndication
Articles
RSS 1.0 | RSS 2.0 | Atom
Comments
RSS 1.0 | RSS 2.0 | Atom
Validation
XHTML | CSS
Credits
Powered by Expression Engine
Logo by John Holbo
Design by Chris Clark
This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons License.
Blogroll
2blowhards
About Last Night
Academic Splat
Acephalous
Amardeep Singh
Beatrice
Bemsha Swing
Bitch. Ph.D.
Blogenspiel
Blogging the Renaissance
Bookslut
Booksquare
Butterflies & Wheels
Cahiers de Corey
Category D
Charlotte Street
Cheeky Prof
Chekhov’s Mistress
Chrononautic Log
Cliopatria
Cogito, ergo Zoom
Collected Miscellany
Completely Futile
Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind
Conversational Reading
Critical Mass
Crooked Timber
Culture Cat
Culture Industry
CultureSpace
Early Modern Notes
Easily Distracted
fait accompi
Fernham
Ferule & Fescue
Ftrain
GalleyCat
Ghost in the Wire
Giornale Nuovo
God of the Machine
Golden Rule Jones
Grumpy Old Bookman
Ideas of Imperfection
Idiocentrism
Idiotprogrammer
if:book
In Favor of Thinking
In Medias Res
Inside Higher Ed
jane dark’s sugarhigh!
John & Belle Have A Blog
John Crowley
Jonathan Goodwin
Kathryn Cramer
Kitabkhana
Languagehat
Languor Management
Light Reading
Like Anna Karina’s Sweater
Lime Tree
Limited Inc.
Long Pauses
Long Story, Short Pier
Long Sunday
MadInkBeard
Making Light
Maud Newton
Michael Berube
Moo2
MoorishGirl
Motime Like the Present
Narrow Shore
Neil Gaiman
Old Hag
Open University
Pas au-delà
Philobiblion
Planned Obsolescence
Printculture
Pseudopodium
Quick Study
Rake’s Progress
Reader of depressing books
Reading Room
ReadySteadyBlog
Reassigned Time
Reeling and Writhing
Return of the Reluctant
S1ngularity::criticism
Say Something Wonderful
Scribblingwoman
Seventypes
Shaken & Stirred
Silliman’s Blog
Slaves of Academe
Sorrow at Sills Bend
Sounds & Fury
Splinters
Spurious
Stochastic Bookmark
Tenured Radical
the Diaries of Franz Kafka
The Elegant Variation
The Home and the World
The Intersection
The Litblog Co-Op
The Literary Saloon
The Literary Thug
The Little Professor
The Midnight Bell
The Mumpsimus
The Pinocchio Theory
The Reading Experience
The Salt-Box
The Weblog
This Public Address
This Space: The Fire’s Blog
Thoughts, Arguments & Rants
Tingle Alley
Uncomplicatedly
Unfogged
University Diaries
Unqualified Offerings
Waggish
What Now?
William Gibson
Wordherders
<< Burke on the Obligations of Academic Freedom | Front Page | This Must Be What Finishing's Really Like >>
Thursday, September 27, 2007
The Nell Standard
Posted by Smurov, Guest Author, on 09/27/07 at 09:58 PM
Upon reading Miriam’s response to yesterday’s post, it occurs to me that Collins proposes a novel standard of literary value.
- Convene the PTA on the docks.
- Call up to the clipper’s captain: “Does Little Nell yet live?"
- If “yes,” deem the book acceptable. If “no,” start the bonfire.
Post should have been titled “The Nell Hypothesis”.
"The Nell Delusion” by Richard Dawkins.
Add a comment:
