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Sunday, May 17, 2009
A Cosmic Feather Duster Armed to the Teeth
Posted by Bill Benzon on 05/17/09 at 01:18 PM
While it’s not as though the blogosphere is lacking in discussions of the current Star Trek extravaganza, I’ve been wondering why nothing has appeared on The Valve about it. It’s not as though that sort of thing were of little or no interest around these parts.
It turns out that Adam Roberts, for one, has quite a bit to say about it. And I can see why he might have been reluctant to post here, as he thoroughly disapproves, finding it to be a plotless testosterone drenched glorification of Me-Me-ism that abandoned the cooperative virtues of the original series. He’s got a point there.
I particularly enjoyed his metaphors for the Romulan mining ship: “a vast spaceship shaped like Don King’s hair” and “a vast, futuristic Edward Scissorhands Hairstyle In Space.”
Snip snip. Let it be so.
"Let it be so.”
Perhaps you mean ‘Make it so’?
Thanks for the shout-out, Bill.
Ah, yeh, Adam, that’s it.
I’m glad not everyone loves this movie. I was so bored my only reaction was being annoyed by the shaky cam and gratuitous lens flare.
gratuitous lens flare
Bingo!
I also found the movie irritating to the part of my brain that thinks, though that part of my brain was not really necessary while I was watching it. And like Adam, I posted my own tirade at my own place over here .
If you’re not the kind of person to get a kick out of Spock’s telling Kirk “out of the chair, please,” then you’re not the kind of person who should go to this movie.
I fail of course to see why anyone should have high expectations of any summer blockbuster, let alone one entitled Star Trek.
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